Be proud of your lanyard

Humans have adorned themselves from the dawn of time with tattoos, body paint, face makeup and other decorations.

These additions to nature’s simple plan have arisen as we adapted to the environment by becoming less hairy than other primates.

The skin markings and the bracelets, head-dresses and such must have signified position in the social order or official duties in the village – the kinglet dressed differently, no doubt, to the medicine man. 

Anthropologists and psychologists have suggested a warrior’s need to identify with a proud unit, or to personalise, trust and feel affection for those implements that deliver the warrior from or to destruction.

So why are some Docklands citizens often seen not wearing their lanyards?

The Institute is being frustrated in this regard as we go about our investigations and surveys.  Indeed, our research and reportage is being compromised by this delinquent behaviour.

It seems everyone treasures and loves the results of our labours but the Institute can’t do it all.  Docklanders have a responsibility to assist our science.

For example, we require being to able to count, on sight, how many ANZ (for want of another tribe) are enjoying coffee in a harbor-side cafe, and how many of the customers are interlopers seeking local enlightenment.

And those figures skulking about furtively. Who are they?  What are their affiliations? Why are they so undressed?

The citizens of Docklands should remember to proclaim their affiliations, significations, decorations and indications about their necks. The lanyards are more that mere key chains. They are garlands and ribbons. 

Be proud. Otherwise, the sense of village is lost.